Well I'm not sure how it happened, but somehow it did. I'm fat. There I said it...you happy? It's really weird because as I live and breath i don't feel like i am as fat as the pictures say. But pictures don't lie and the other part of this is that 3 people at my sister-in-laws wedding told me that I was fat to my face. "my you are starting to look like your granddad." "oh" i said, "yeah this suit is a little short on me." "no" he said. "It's your second chin."
Well I plan on ending this fat cycle someday soon. It's not who I am on the inside. Inside I feel fit as fiddle. So now I have started a club called "The fit at Heart" club. It's like the Matrix. When you enter back into the matrix you have the body of who you imagine yourself to be. And that person that I imagine has nestled deep inside my heart and is not wanting to come out right now.
Would you like to join my "Fit at Heart" Club? Go ahead it's free admission, all you have to do is imagine what you would like to look like and then just say, "I will start that first thing tomorrow."
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Can I say that every day?
that was the funniest post ever. At first when I saw the picture it reminded me of senior trip when we were at...some theme park... and you and Tim got up on stage and kareoked to Will Smith. Rolo gets the same comments whenever we see anyone from his family or friends from Ecuador. You know how in latin america its not rude to call someone "gordo" to their face. One of his friends always tells him he's got a baked potato in his mouth!! It cracks me up everytime, but not because i think he is fat... he isn't, just not as anorexically skinny as he used to be. And, I don't have much room to laugh. Though I actually am in better shape than I was in my younger days, i dont look like it. wierd. i guess it just means i am fit at heart like you. I totally want in.
yeah I'm the fatest skinny dude I know. I thought I was supposed to be skinny, but all of a sudden I look at how my pants fit and realize I'm indeed gordo.
Maybe all those party pizzas I ate from ages 12-20 are catching up with me.
I've been a VIP member ever since it opened it's doors. The best club ever...or not!
Do you accept old people? cause if you do ... i want in.
James: Yes you can say that every day. I have and do.
Lisa: I almost forgot that we made idiots out of ourselves at Great America. Thanks for reminding. We had the Men In Black sound track memorized from listening everyday on the commute to Columbia.
Another funny thing Lisa is that my Ecuadorian name is "Canahoe Gordo." I guess I made them play chubby bunny one too many times. Good to here your taking care of yourself. Maybe we will meet again not at a wedding.
Rizzle: Your like my friend Tim. He can eat anything and not be fat. I'm sure someday he will have the big Ron gut but still be tough as nails. I hope that happens for you too.
Pris: I love you. YOur not fat, your just big boned.
Dody: your card is in the mail darling. Maybe I will put one of those dolled up Presidents on it as your picture. Good night I was about to go to bed when i saw those things.
i'm in! we just got a dog, so that will help us become who we are inside . . . fit as fiddles as you would say :)
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